Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
