somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think people are normalizing furries
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