he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Fuck appropriateness.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Randomize
