i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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