So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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