Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
being pregnant is like rehab
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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