I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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