and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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