how can u be prego again
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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