Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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