Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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