listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
im holly from the hills drunk
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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