you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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