Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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