How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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