Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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