Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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