I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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