I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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