I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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