The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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