I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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