is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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