how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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