I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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