i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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