Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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