absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
the raccoons are back...
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