so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
