Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I think i got beer on your cat.
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