I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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