i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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