don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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