I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I will die if light touches me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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