I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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