you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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