their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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