I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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