i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
