I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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