Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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