please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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