She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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