I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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