Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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