i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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