their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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