Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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