dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
whose parrot is this?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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