No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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