A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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