How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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