Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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