like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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