i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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